Deano went to Malia – But did he Bang Doe?

This year we sent one of the Supatrax team to malia to see what all the fuss is about!! . . . . But did he bang doe!!???

Malia isnt about the countries stunning views or the wonderful walks down the beach in the day. Its about the stunning women and the amazing night life!

Deano’s Experience!

Four Seasons – Now if your going to stop anywhere in Malia, make sure its four seasons hotel. we arrived at 6am we were greeted by Aris the bar man, before we could even said hello he was pouring sambuca into our mouths straight from the bottle. This hotel will make your holiday its none stop partying, from the moment you wake up there’s a alcoholic drink waiting for you at the 24 hour bar. Its full to the brim with rowdy 18 – 30’s who have come came to malia for the same things.. to get as wasted as they can, and sleep with as many as they can!

Malia is packed with girls, the ratio is pretty good as well 40/60% Girls to Lads and its such a small island that youll find yourself bumping into the same ting a few times throughout the holiday!

Now in brum everyone talks about making sure there swagger is on point and its all about game with the ladies… Naaaa! These girls dont care, they have came to Malia for the same reasons you have to bash and dash and to get fucked up!

It all comes to down to whose got the biggest balls, who is willing to walk up to the ting and say ‘what you saying then because I’m going back to my hotel room now?’

One of the biggest par’s is when you go back to the hotel room and your mate is already at the room asleep, but like i said these girls are on it they don’t care!

And then there’s the times when you wake up in someone else’s room and have no idea how you got there, and you have to do the walk of shame at 1pm in last nights clothes past everyone lying round the pool… Good Times! LOL!

Now its tradition in malia to get a quad, everyone driving round on the things, so of course me and lads got a couple but watch who you get them with, alot of the companies will rip you off like a few of my mates found out! If you buy a quad make sure you get full insurance and no excess costs! If you don’t and something happens expect a visit from a couple men in blacked out cars asking for 2 – 3 grand, death threats, and trips up the mountains.. but not to see the views!

Nightclubs – The Strip.. a long line of clubs all within walking distance, they all have reps outside trying to drag you in with there amazing offers.. 2 drinks…2 shots…. and a fish bowl for 5 Euros, and when i say drag you in i mean it. you literally have to push them away. LOL!

We would start drinking throughout the day around our pool, visit the supermarkets and have a drink on our balcony and then hit the hotel bar untill about 12.30am, i wouldnt recommend going out to the strip anytime before 12 as its dead! but come 1am its a mad ting! People Ko’d on the floor, throwing up, girls walking round in underwear.. you name it you’ll see it!

And the party goes on till around 5am at which point you can head back to the fourseaons 24 hour bar and carry on drinking untill 8am then get youself a breakfast and jump in the pool for a morning swim. LOL!

Photos will soon be uploaded to the Bling Gallery and the Facebook Galleries. Look out for them. . . . . I think it’s safe to say: Deano went to Malia – An he definitely banged doe! ROTL!